The Meaty Bites Diet!!!

I was in Woolies buying a large bag of Meaty Bites for my Labrador Retriever and was in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (hello ????).

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time but that I'd lost 15 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orrifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Meaty Bite nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned by the dog food and was that how I ended up in the hospital.  I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my bum and a car hit me.

-- Author Unknown