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The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? 13 Things PMS Stands For:
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!! -- Author Unknown PS.... I never did understand, Why my husband agreed to take over the cooking after we had been married for ten years (maybe it was because he was married before and he recognised the signs ;o). I never understood before Why, my husband so readily handed over his monthly paycheque (I always thought it was because I was much better at budgeting). I never realised how often my husband topped up my glass through the day, (I thought he was just being thoughtful ;o)..... And I could never understand Why, he buys me chocolate every single day, when I hardly ever eat the stuff and only at that time of the month, and he eats it during the night, just so it doesn’t go past it’s used by date - and then of course he buys me more - and I think it’s just for him, buying for himself, secretly. I always thought it was because he is thoughtful, loving, supportive, kind and generous and of course he is.... Now, I realise he wrote the guidelines above and just wanted to avoid No. 13! “Wicked Grin”.... I simply love being a ‘Hormonal Woman’ |